INBOX for purgastory

[aerodynamic]

HELLO

"Yo. Is this thing on?"

GOODBYE

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[transmit]

[ the world needs the meme redraw of this wipes tear ]

Isn't it kind of ridiculous needing to bake something that technically should be readymade? The things we do for pizza, man… but yeah, probably. The crust wasn't built to have three odd kilograms on top of it.

It surprisingly doesn't taste all that bad, though. Bless carbs and proteins.

[aerodynamic]

[ dubiously poking at it to see if it's any warmer. ]

I'm sure some people would say half the reward is making it yourself or something, but sometimes a guy just wants to eat.
Do I wanna know how this creation came up?

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I said we could add all the toppings just to say it and Obikawa agreed.

[ can't wait for yosuke to be shocked again ]

[aerodynamic]

[ the look on his face says he is 0% surprised. ]

That guy...
Okay, but have you actually tried it yet?

[transmit]

[ He places a solemn hand on Yosuke's shoulder. He pretends to dab at his eye… ]

I'm going to be so honest with you, man. I'm scared.

[aerodynamic]

[ hold tf up ]

Dude, did you bring me to be a guinea pig for your creation?

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We're getting to share a new experience together. What's better than that?

[

yeah ]

[aerodynamic]

[ ... ]

You're lucky I like you so much.
We're splitting this.

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A bite each feels like it's ambitious enough……

[ He's already cutting a square for Yosuke like it's a lasagna. Their pizza lasagna. ]

[aerodynamic]

[ it looks so oily.... so heavy.... ]

Yeah... you aren't wrong
If I get food poisoning I'll blame Obikawa-san.