INBOX for purgastory

[aerodynamic]

HELLO

"Yo. Is this thing on?"

GOODBYE

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MERRY 🎄🎅 FUCKING 🎁 CHRISTMAS 🎉 YOU HO-HO-HO! 😜 MAY YOUR 🎊 DAYS BE 🎶 MERRY ✨ AND BRIGHT☀️ AND YOUR 🍪 COOKIES NEVER 🍩 RUN OUT! I 👏🏼👏🏼 THANK 🎅 THE ICEFIELD MESSENGER FOR PUTTING 🎁 YOU ON HIS 🎄"NICE" LIST, EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW YOU'RE A BIT 😈 "NAUGHTY" SOMETIMES. YOU ARE THE ❄️ MOST PERFECTLY GIFT-WRAPPED 🎁 DISASTER 🔥 THIS HOLIDAY SEASON HAS EVER SEEN! 🕵️♂️💫 NOW GO GET YOURSELF 🍷🎂 SOME EGGNOG, 🛷 CRANK UP THAT ALIVE UNTIL SUNSET 🎤, AND MAKE IT A 💃 SEASON TO 🎊 SLAY ✨! YOU DESERVE A 🎉 HOLIDAY FULL OF PRESENTS 🎁, GOOD VIBES 💌, AND ALL THE 🍑 YOU CAN HANDLE!

SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR BADDEST SINNERS 💁🏼💁🏾 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK, YOU'RE UP NEXT FOR THE CAGE 🚓🚫! IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK YOU BETTER BE READY FOR PAPÁ NOEL'S HOT ♨️ CARAJILLO ☕️

LOVE ❤️ YOU, YOU SLEIGH-RIDING🎄 ELF-ASS SINNER! 💋 MAY YOUR HOLIDAYS NEVER ❌ BE BASIC! TURN UP 🔝 AND HAVE A VERY LIT 🔥CHRISTMAS! 🎉🎅

[aerodynamic]

dude do u even kno what christmas is.

[transmit]

We have Christmas on Terra too, man!
Where's your holiday spirit? 🎄✨

[aerodynamic]

not in a cage hopefully...

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Better get working, then!

[aerodynamic]

cant u do it and we say its from me instead?
:D?

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Papá Noel sees everything, Yosuke.

Don't be naughty.

[aerodynamic]

uh huh
and how many have u gotten back

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Three!
Soooooo spared from the cage, but it's not looking so good for my carajillo…

[aerodynamic]

wat is that...

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It's a traditional Iberian cocktail made with coffee and liquor. It's served hot! Want to give it a go?

It might not be Papá Noel's hot carajillo, but it can be mine

[aerodynamic]

actually ya?
that sounds p good actually
i trust it to be better than the pizza haha
only if u have time out of ur busy schedule of sending spam mail

[transmit]

Yeah, of course! There are a lot of less-than-ideal aspects to my country, but our recipes, especially the ones from the Golden Era, are solid.
By the way
If anyone asks you what it is, don't answer

Everyone seems to think it's a dirty joke? It's funnier this way.
I wonder if there's anyone who's actually going to get ten back, hehe.

[aerodynamic]

ya i got the impression but u make do
recipes r good 2 share anyway
also dw i got u
nobody asks me these kinds of things anyway lol
if anybody gets 10 back its gonna be u or like tobari or smth