INBOX for purgastory

[aerodynamic]

HELLO

"Yo. Is this thing on?"

GOODBYE

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[tindery]

[ help

tobari is in the crowd, deeply considering how much he wants to intervene, like a shit older brother. but also what if someone weird and horrible bids? he'll have to take that into his own hands then...

thinks about it a bit more... ]

[aerodynamic]

[ thank you, tobari. he hasn't noticed who's in the crowd because he's busy trying to get out of here, but around him from the crowd tobari can probably hear a few kinds of bids including thirty stacks of pancakes, a portrait made up of hair clippings, and an hour long foot massage.

the auctioneer is all too happy to encourage these bids and yosuke's busy trying to grab his microphone to get them to shut up. ]

Absolutely not!

[tindery]

[ okay now he's being a shitty older brother because he's just laughing so fucking hard. is it time... to break the rules...? he is always breaking rules... he shrugs off his bright red haori so he's a little less obvious, stashing it somewhere safe, and then sneaks behind the auctioneer. in all black, he looks a little more like a stagehand... wanders over to yosuke to speak in a conspiratorial whisper ]

You don't want the foot massage? I don't know, people pay good money for that.

[ STOP ]

[aerodynamic]

[ he immediately jumps with an almost-shriek by the sudden whisper. ]

I don't need someone touching my feet!

[ except he turns around when he realizes he recognizes that voice and he immediately scowls. the auctioneer is more interested in the ever-growing bids, even as a hand comes back to cover yosuke's mouth. he bats it away before whispering back to tobari. ]

Dude, what are you doing?!