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Yosuke Hanamura ([personal profile] aerodynamic) wrote2025-11-13 01:02 am

INBOX for [community profile] purgastory

HELLO



"Yo. Is this thing on?"

GOODBYE


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artificialsweetener: (no one beats him)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2025-12-05 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
If only there was a way to set up some sort of surveillance system so we could keep an eye on things here even without being nearby, but even I can't build something like that with what we have to work with...

[This will perhaps be solved with the nerd locker that will soon appear... Thinking about how camera technology is basically limited to the Institute and the rest of his country just have to deal with no pictures or videos. Hilarious.]
artificialsweetener: (i will be a better me)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2025-12-05 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
To be honest, I think it'd make more sense if they could do that, considering the other things they seem to be capable of. But it's probably worse in a lot of ways, haha.

[DON'T JUST SWEATILY HAHA ABOUT IT.]
artificialsweetener: (oya)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2025-12-06 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[TURNS AROUND TO FACE THE OPEN AIR.]

Hey, hey! If you're watching, put up a sign the next time you give us something like a spooky river that may or may not pry away parts of the fabric of a person's being in order to heal up all their nasty injuries that they got in mysterious other places, please and thank youuu! It would save cute little guys like me a lot of time and headache! And it would save cute little guys like Yosuke from having parts of themselves dissolved away like sea foam with no warning! That's breaking so many rules of ethics, you know!
artificialsweetener: (in my heart)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2025-12-06 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Yosuke you are soooooo teenage boy.]

You don't want to be a cute little guy with me...? [POUTING.] We would have twice the power of persuasion then!
artificialsweetener: (you get away from me)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2025-12-06 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[YOSUKE FACIAL HAIR ISN'T EVEN GOOD. GET OUTTA THERE YOSUKE.]

Aw, that's quitter talk! I believe in you!
artificialsweetener: (there was a girl)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2025-12-06 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[PATS HIM AGAIN.]

I guess I can handle the hard part for now, then.

[The hard work of being cute...]
artificialsweetener: (they'll never die)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2025-12-06 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
Right! Please be sure to report anything to me when you can!

[He will be keeping an eye out for Yosuke's calls in particular... Don't departicle and return to seafoam girl...]